Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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