There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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