Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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