i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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