Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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