I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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