So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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