And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
