nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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