omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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