can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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