At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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