I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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