If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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