So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
