I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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