At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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