Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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