i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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