yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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