her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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