can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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