SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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