I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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