Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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