I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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