How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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