yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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