I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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