Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Randomize
