I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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