return my video game
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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