They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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