you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Randomize