My nipple is on Facebook.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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