I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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