we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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