do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
