can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
COCAINE IS GR8
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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