I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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