So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
My feet surprised me
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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