do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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