I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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