Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
