he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize