Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
is wine microwaveable?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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