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I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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