butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I love black thongs
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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