normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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