Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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