i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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