I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
And then he peed in my hair
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