i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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