Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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