it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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