How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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