his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He has the fingertips of a God
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