The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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