upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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