from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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